You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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