they need to just BURY HIM!
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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