I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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