I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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