you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Dick very happy bro
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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