I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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