If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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