Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
