do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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