ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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