Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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