That's intense
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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