My hair reeks of homosexuality.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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