im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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