brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
he quoted the bible to break up with me
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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