oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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