Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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