I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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