guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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