She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
