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9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
organizing the empties. That sober.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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