Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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