I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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