Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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