im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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