My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
