just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
