At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Randomize
