If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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