She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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