he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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