he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Send help, water and tortillas.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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