"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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