good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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