Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I want to fling myself into the sun
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Randomize
