So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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