It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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