I'm drive I can fine osifer
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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