PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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