We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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