He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I have post one night stand depression
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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