I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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