I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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