She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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