that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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