I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Randomize
