He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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