i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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