pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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