You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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