All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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